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'I want to make a happy home for my family, but I have a strong need to pursue my career as an actress. What a painful conflict for me. If I only had someone to talk to about this.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Scarpia's Palace

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Maria Sibylla Merian

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Evo-Tourists

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

"William dabbles in paleontology."

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'

Tourist

Ahah! Now, my son, you�re beginning to understand the law.

A rest by the way

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'