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Scarpia's Palace

At the Museum

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Peace in shackles.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Conspiracy Theory Books

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Robot Attack in Bath

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Cinematic Heroes of the Terror Wars

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

Don Giovanni

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

"You must stop digging up the past."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

A rest by the way

Pagoda

Turns out it's just a shopping list. Milk.

Tourist