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Brunhilda

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Scarpia's Palace

Ghostship

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Freia and her golden apples

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Don Giovanni

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

Mermaids

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Peter

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Klytaemnestra

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

A rest by the way

Tourist

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

Aeneas

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

The little prince is an alien

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.

Thor Heyerdahl crossing outer space in a balsa wood raft in order to prove that early people first reached the moon by that method (based on his Kon Tiki expedition)