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Brunhilda

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Scarpia's Palace

Christopher Isherwood

Ghostship

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Freia and her golden apples

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Don Giovanni

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Peter

Mermaids

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Tourist

A rest by the way

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

Klytaemnestra

Aeneas

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

The little prince is an alien

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.