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'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

The Big Picture Department...

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

'I was so unpopular as a child, even my imaginary friend wouldn't play with me.'

'Most of it is fuzzy but I'm 20/20 in hindsight.'

'I have a theory about your masochism.', 'Go ahead, Doc -- Let me have it.'

'I didn't get it wholesale!'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

'It's more than a hunch....it's a permanent fixture.'

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

"All the celebrities come here."

"Why do Republicans still resist impeachment? C'mon man, I'm good, but I'm not that good."

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

"I think my mother makes a very good point about 'being your own man,' Mr. Wackendorf."

I'm beginning to see where we went wrong.

Ahah! Now, my son, you�re beginning to understand the law.

But how do I know it's the wrong tree until I bark up it? Deep!

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

' A good idea '

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Robots In The Boardroom

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'