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"I want to leave my brain to science..."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Eternal Student.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

' A good idea '

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Feel free to take notes."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Interdisciplinary studies.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Do your research!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Eureka!

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'