Idea Seeker T-Shirts

"There, there! Two, maybe three doors down. Someone has an idea!"

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Idea Man Seeks Lightbulb

"I'm waiting for an idea whose time has come, but it's late. What are you doing?"

Thought Cloud

"I'm out walking to cure writer's block. See you when the orange flowing ball collapses in immense blackness, vanishing, twinkling, cloaking the universe."

'Convention was a flop! Not one good cartoon idea!'

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

Francis Bacon runs out of champagne and ideas

"Oh no ... we're out of ideas!"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

' A good idea '

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Robotic Man

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Eureka!

Bright idea

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Robots In The Boardroom

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."