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"To listen to your instincts, press one."

The newspaper that psychics read every morning.

"That's fine that you listen to your gut. Also fine that I listen to my eyebrows."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

' A good idea '

"Feel free to take notes."

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Bright idea

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Eureka!

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Writers without borders.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Breakthrough

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."