Intuition Seeker Gifts

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

The newspaper that psychics read every morning.

"That's fine that you listen to your gut. Also fine that I listen to my eyebrows."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

' A good idea '

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Feel free to take notes."

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Eureka!

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Bright idea

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Robots In The Boardroom

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

ThrEschers.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Writers without borders.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley