Intelligence Seeker Gifts

'Sigh, I think people only appreciate me for my looks, not my brains.'

'Maze-solving program? Let's see ... '

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day, I'm going to marry a thinking man!"

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Wikipedia...

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Is this who I am?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

FAQs.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."