Intelligence Seeker Mugs

'Sigh, I think people only appreciate me for my looks, not my brains.'

'Maze-solving program? Let's see ... '

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day, I'm going to marry a thinking man!"

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"