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'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Man pushing a cog up another cog

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

' A good idea '

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Breakthrough

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Robot Painter

AI Safety Officer

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Genius

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"All the celebrities come here."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"It's got 128 KB of Ram, 64 KB or Rom, and a spell checker for when you invent writing."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

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