Industrial Insight Seeker T-Shirts

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Man pushing a cog up another cog

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

' A good idea '

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Early model of baggage claim"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Breakthrough

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Robot Painter

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

AI Safety Officer

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Genius

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"It's got 128 KB of Ram, 64 KB or Rom, and a spell checker for when you invent writing."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"All the celebrities come here."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."