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'Is there anything to the rumor that the plant is moving overseas?'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

Redundancies

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

'Excellent photo for the cover of our annual report, Richards. Tell me; which do we make, the cell phone or the umbrella?'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

Hypatia

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Michel Foucault

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Lunch break.

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

Methuselah attends a job interview.

'...and for every month that you work here, you'll put in a month in our antidote division.'

Ahah! Now, my son, you�re beginning to understand the law.

'What's that terrible smell?'

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

In case of emergency: A panel of pundits.