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'Is there anything to the rumor that the plant is moving overseas?'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Redundancies

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

'Excellent photo for the cover of our annual report, Richards. Tell me; which do we make, the cell phone or the umbrella?'

Hypatia

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Lunch break.

Methuselah attends a job interview.

'...and for every month that you work here, you'll put in a month in our antidote division.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"Any new proposals?"

'What's that terrible smell?'

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

In case of emergency: A panel of pundits.

Ahah! Now, my son, you�re beginning to understand the law.