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Redundancies

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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Jack of all trades

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

The MBA Draft

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Any questions?"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Will work for ETFs

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Invest in technology."

"Uh-Oh..."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

The Shrinking Dollar.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Business is off the chart.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'