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'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

Mudville - Not a happy town, but at least we have revenue from fracking.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Pandora's boxes

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

Redundancies

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

'The music business.'

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"It's a plant based solution."

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

'Excellent photo for the cover of our annual report, Richards. Tell me; which do we make, the cell phone or the umbrella?'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Environmental danger.

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

Lunch break.

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'They are worried about the economy.'