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"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Penny for your lack of thoughts.

Everything is illusory. Imagine that!

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Bee Chess

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The power of the brain

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

Graph to find your IQ

Late-Onset Epiphany

Head full of Books.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Surveillance.

MI5 Press Office

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

National Security Agency: If at first you don't succeed, spy, spy again!

'I told you not to take a left out of the office - now we're completely lost!'

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"