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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Day trading.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

François Guizot

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Excellent photo for the cover of our annual report, Richards. Tell me; which do we make, the cell phone or the umbrella?'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Lunch break.

'Look humble, Jenkins. The arrogant look is okay in the office, but these are investors.'

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

'Financial services at your service - I recommend transferring your money to me - no fee.'

'I'd like you to get rid of my pathetic delusions.'

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

"You know I don't like to cuddle."

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

'I forgot to ask her employment history -- I got bogged won in 'distinguishing personal characteristics.''

"Having analysed the data we're pretty sure there will be a result, we just don't know what it might be."

'How was I supposed to know that this is a no parking zone?'

'I don't remember your name but your salary is familiar.'

'Chewing bones? Hunting cats? Biting mailmen? C'mon, kid! Time to see the really important things in life!'

"It's my first husband. He's trying to win me back."

Focus groups for hire.

"When I looked in the mirror this morning, Bill, I realized I no longer knew or respected the man I saw there. And after the initial shock wore off, it hit me: I CAN WORK WITH THIS!"