Unexpected Insights T-Shirts

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Surprise!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Surprise Party

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Foot Massage

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

Bird finds a grenade in the its nest.