Unexpected Insights T-Shirts

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Surprise!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Surprise Party

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Foot Massage

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

Awkward Moments

Bird finds a grenade in the its nest.