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"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Surprise!"

Swiss army knife

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Fire door.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Surprise Party

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'