Unexpected Twists Gifts

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Surprise!"

Swiss army knife

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Fire door.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Surprise Party

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.