Unexpected Twist Admirers Gifts

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Swiss army knife

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The Final Selfie

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Fire door.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

False starts.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'You called a plumber!'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.