Unexpected Twist Fans Gifts

'-and I presume a cold shower for your companion?'

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Sand danger

Fire door.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'You called a plumber!'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

Earthworm Stampede

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

'Woho! Chicken soup.'

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

'Your starter, sir.'

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.