Unexpected Twist Enjoyer Gifts

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

False starts.

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Genie in a trash can.

'You called a plumber!'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'