Unexpected Twist Aficionado Gifts

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"He never saw it coming."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

False starts.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

You know I can't do the twist.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You called a plumber!'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist