Unexpected Twist Aficionado Pillows

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"He never saw it coming."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

False starts.

You know I can't do the twist.

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You called a plumber!'

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"