Ironic Twist Enjoyer Gifts

"Now didn't I say to you, 'no matter what, don't fire that gun'?!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Great coffee, Carole."

The Final Selfie

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

'You're looking well.'

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"More please."

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

Let's afford him the same respect his minions gave Pres. Obama and his family."

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

Aid Bombs

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Atomic Lethargy Research.

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

'Spatula.'