Ironic Twist Enjoyer Pillows

"Now didn't I say to you, 'no matter what, don't fire that gun'?!"

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Great coffee, Carole."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

The Final Selfie

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

'You're looking well.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

"More please."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

Let's afford him the same respect his minions gave Pres. Obama and his family."

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

Atomic Lethargy Research.

'Spatula.'

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."