Ironic Twist Enthusiasts Pillows

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

The Final Selfie

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

You know I can't do the twist.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

Santa the mugger.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

A fisherman is hooked on the beach.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf