Ironic Twist Enthusiast Pillows

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

Surprise at the Pearly Gates.

"Damn—we just missed him."

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'He failed the drug test.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

The Final Selfie

"More please."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

You know I can't do the twist.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Deux Ex Mechanic

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

Santa the mugger.

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

A fisherman is hooked on the beach.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."