Ironic Twist Enthusiast Pillows

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

Surprise at the Pearly Gates.

"Damn—we just missed him."

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'He failed the drug test.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

The Final Selfie

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"More please."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

You know I can't do the twist.

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Deux Ex Mechanic

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

A fisherman is hooked on the beach.

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Santa the mugger.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

'When he said he loved going to Wendy's, I just assumed fast food...'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.