Ironic Twist Enthusiasts Gifts

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

The Final Selfie

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

You know I can't do the twist.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Deux Ex Mechanic

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

Santa the mugger.

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

A fisherman is hooked on the beach.

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf