Ironic Twist Lover Gifts

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

'He had so much more to give.'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'Looks like we got ourselves another sooeycide over here.'

'Remember - No peeking!'

"Haven't you heard? Only the good die young."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

The Final Selfie

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You called a plumber!'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"I'm just doing this until I can break into accounting."

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"