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Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

False starts.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You called a plumber!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Genie in a trash can.

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'