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"Keep what's inside. Just hand over the purse."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Hold Up

When Car Shares Go Bad

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Swiss army knife

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You called a plumber!'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."