Unexpected Twist Enthusiast Prints

"Keep what's inside. Just hand over the purse."

Hold Up

When Car Shares Go Bad

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Swiss army knife

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

You know I can't do the twist.

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You called a plumber!'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."