Twist Enthusiast Prints

The circus diver.

'Red? Wolf here. Say, any chance of me borrowing your riding hood Saturday night? Yeah, the red one.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Santa the mugger.

You know I can't do the twist.

Turn, turn and turn.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Ice Skater

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

'Woho! Chicken soup.'