Twist Enthusiast Gifts

The circus diver.

'Red? Wolf here. Say, any chance of me borrowing your riding hood Saturday night? Yeah, the red one.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Santa the mugger.

You know I can't do the twist.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Turn, turn and turn.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Deux Ex Mechanic

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'