Twist Lovers Gifts

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

twist building

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

You know I can't do the twist.

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

The modern version.

Santa the mugger.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist