Twirl Enthusiast Gifts

Curtsey

Kneel

Twirling Dancer

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Turn, turn and turn.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Champagne Bubble

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Violinist on Skates

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Deux Ex Mechanic

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Santa the mugger.

Ice Skater

School of Dance

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'