Twirl Enthusiast Pillows

Curtsey

Kneel

Twirling Dancer

Turn, turn and turn.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Champagne Bubble

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

The circus diver.

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Violinist on Skates

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Deux Ex Mechanic

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'And don't tread on my toes.'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Ice Skater

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

School of Dance

Santa the mugger.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."