Twirl Master Pillows

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

Turn, turn and turn.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Pasta

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Champagne Bubble

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Curtsey

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Club DJ.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

"Rather than monopoly, we like to consider ourselves the only game in town."

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

Politician has inout box labeled 'spinspun'.

"Recommended by 4 out of 5 congressmen, Senator."