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'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Tommy!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

The Salmon Fisherman

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Club DJ.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

The Specimen Hunter

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Bricklayer

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'I play heavy metal.'

Pirate

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

"No need to brush your teeth, Grandpa. I put them in the washer with my clothes."

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."