Trowel Master Pillows

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'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Tommy!"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

The Salmon Fisherman

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Club DJ.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

The Specimen Hunter

Bricklayer

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'I play heavy metal.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

"No need to brush your teeth, Grandpa. I put them in the washer with my clothes."

A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

Trolley Cage