Twirl Aficionado Pillows

Ballerina

Ice Skater

Turn, turn and turn.

Champagne Bubble

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

You know I can't do the twist.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Deux Ex Mechanic

Violinist on Skates

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Santa the mugger.

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'