Fun Twist Enthusiast Pillows

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

You know I can't do the twist.

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You called a plumber!'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

'The vet did it.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

Ice Skater

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'