Fun Twist Enthusiast Pillows

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You called a plumber!'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

'The vet did it.'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Santa the mugger.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'