Dramatic Twist Enthusiast Pillows

Deux Ex Mechanic

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

The Death of Pierrot

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

You know I can't do the twist.

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Santa the mugger.

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

Ice Skater

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Surprise at the Pearly Gates.