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"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

The Death of Pierrot

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

You know I can't do the twist.

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Ice Skater

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

Santa the mugger.

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.