Twist Aficionado Mugs

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

Subway Thrillers

"More please."

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

You know I can't do the twist.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Deux Ex Mechanic

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Ice Skater