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"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

Subway Thrillers

"More please."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Deux Ex Mechanic

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Ice Skater

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."