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'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'We believe these dinosaurs died playing Twister... or perhaps became trapped in the same tar pit over time. But most likely it was Twister.'

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Turn, turn and turn.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I love this time of day."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

'Pick a business card.'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

You know I can't do the twist.

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

"Excuse me. Do you know of anyplace around here that has sea shells for sale?"

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

Santa the mugger.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)