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'We believe these dinosaurs died playing Twister... or perhaps became trapped in the same tar pit over time. But most likely it was Twister.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Turn, turn and turn.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I love this time of day."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

'Pick a business card.'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

You know I can't do the twist.

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

Ice Skater

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)