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'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

The princess and the key

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Deux Ex Mechanic

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

"Turns out the sound of the squeaky toy was coming from inside the house."

Santa the mugger.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

Ice Skater