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'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

The princess and the key

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

You know I can't do the twist.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

"Turns out the sound of the squeaky toy was coming from inside the house."

Santa the mugger.

Ice Skater

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'