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'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Turn, turn and turn.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The circus diver.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

Curtsey

Hanukkah tree

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

You know I can't do the twist.

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).