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'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Super Heroes.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Goal!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Back in 5 minutes!

Sheltering in place.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Cinemuck

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"